Poem- SpamBot

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 Spambot spambot, 
You’re my spambot. 
Invading my twitter 
When I read and scroll along 

Spambot spambot
You’re a shitbot 
Spreading dirty lies
Which celebs are chugging bongs?

Spambot spambot
Sweaty dumpbot 
Serving no purpose 
You’re just useless lines of code. 

Spambot spambot
Crappy shitebot 
I delete one letter…

Then you’re in trouble 

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