Alternative Top Flight Football- Elite Super League

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 Welcome to my alternative top flight football season by the name of Elite Financial Super Soccer League sponsored by lineyourpockets.com. 

To be honest it’s an attempt to find the fairest club in the top flight from this coming 2022/23 season. 

Every game will be decided not on the pitch on a Saturday (or Friday or Sunday or Monday) but by metrics like net spend, cheapest matchday tickets, whether they wished to join the scab European super league or not… etc. Best fit model wins the 3 points. 

Here are the teams- 

Cockney Cannons

Big Ron’s Clarets

Retirement Village Cherries

Griffin Community Bees

South Coast Sailors 

West London Oligarchs 

Simon Jordan Eagles 

Kenwright Toffees

Thames Gold Diggers 

Yorkshire Toughs 

Lineker’s Filberts 

Giz a Job FC 

Sportswashing Blues 

Salford Devils 

Sportswashing Magpies 

Robin Hood Cloughs 

Port Town Saints 

London Cocks 

Stratford Porn Kings 

Robert Plant’s Orangemen 




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